Monday, April 17, 2023

Stand-up Comedian

[Will try to get ChatGPT 4 to give standup a go. This is just sad]

What's the deal with automation? We seem to be unable to do anything by ourselves anymore.

Automation, huh? It's like we're slowly turning into Wall-E, but without the cute robots and the space travel.

I mean, who needs to lift a finger when we have machines to do everything for us? Want a cup of coffee? There's a machine for that. Want to clean the house? There's a machine for that too. Want to entertain yourself? Well, there's always Netflix, but I guess that's not really a machine.

But seriously, it's crazy how much we rely on technology these days. I remember when I was a kid, we had to actually use our brains to figure things out. Now we just ask Siri or Alexa or whoever else is listening to us.

And don't even get me started on self-driving cars. I mean, I'm all for not having to deal with traffic, but there's something about not being in control of a two-ton vehicle hurtling down the highway that just doesn't sit right with me.

But hey, at least we still have the ability to turn off our phones and unplug for a while. Until they invent a machine to do that for us, anyway.

Make me laugh at online bots.

Oh man, online bots. They're like that friend who always has a canned response for everything.

You know what I'm talking about - those bots that pop up when you're trying to get some customer service help or when you're shopping online. "Hi, how can I assist you today?" "Is there anything else I can help you with?" "Thank you for your purchase, have a nice day!"

I mean, I get it. They're supposed to be helpful and efficient and all that jazz. But sometimes it feels like you're talking to a brick wall.

And don't even get me started on those chatbots that are supposed to be able to hold a conversation like a human. Have you tried talking to one of those? It's like trying to have a deep and meaningful conversation with a toaster.

But you know what's even worse? When you can't tell if you're talking to a bot or a real person. It's like a game of "is it human or is it machine?" and I always lose.

So yeah, online bots. They're helpful, I guess, but they're also kind of a joke. And not a funny one.

Stand-up Comedian-vfv2 [GPT-3.5]

https://ora.sh/boiling-lime-61y8/stand-up-comedian-vfv2


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